RULES
1. pick only three characters
2. answer each question as each three selected characters
3. tag three people
4. poke your computer three times


1. Katie
2. Matthew
3. John

Question one.
Its a beautiful sunday afternoon and you are taking a slow walk in the local park. A friendly Lebonese man greets you and offers you a free ice cream, how do you reply?

1. Ok who are who sent and what the puck is in that icecream
2. ICECREAM *takes it and eats it like a manic*
3. Ah no thank you and make sure the other two don't have any becuase... *sees matthew eating icecream* NOOOOOOOOO now he wont sleep for a week!

Question two.
upon leaving the park you notice an old lady struggling arcoss the street, a young scout troop offer to help her to which she obliges, but halfway across the street the boys steal her bag, push her over and run away laughing. How do you react?

1. OH SHONET! *runs over and retireves then bag from the robber before he even realises she's there*
2. *glomps him*
3. sigh must people always get themselve in trouble. should i help her or should i go and get some pie... i like pie better then gratitude

Question three.
As you continue down the road you notice an old corner book store. Hardly able to resist its classic charm you wonder in. Once inside, you look at the nearest shelf and notice the perfect book....what is it?

1. The stone key isobelle carmody
2. kick everyones arse in ten seconds
3. how to get two annoying teenagers to go away

Question four.
Book in hand you quickly walk to a nearby cafe and sit down to read it, but a young man/woman (depending on sexual prefence) asks if the seat next to you is taken, and without waiting for your answer sits down

1. *eyes open wide* oh my god i WANT!
2. no it isnt *proceeds to completely ignore them*
3. not anymore it isn't *gets up and walks away*

Question five.
Repulsed by your answer the person runs out of the cafe screaming, you get dirty looks from the rest of the customers and decide its time to leave. Still wanting to read your book you look to another cafe, but you see the person from before and they see you, they run out of the cafe sceaming again. you roll your eyes and leave again. Realizing you won't be able to read it in any cafe you walk back to the park and sit down under a large oak tree. The oak tree then comes to life and grabs you around the waist. How do you get away?

1. let me go idiot! *it lets go immeadiatly realsies that she would probably blow it up if it didnt*
2. Kate will kick you if you dont let me go
3. KATE! MAKE IT STOP

Question six.
As you run out of the park you realize you left your book under the tree, and now the oak tree is sitting on it. How do you get it back?

1. BOO! *tree runs away
2. pretty please get off my book *it doent move* please with a cherry on top! *tree still wont move* FINE! *takes out a huge massive sword and cuts it to pieces*
3. You, tree, move, NOW!

Question seven.
Book in hand you walk out of the park with a slight feeling of acomplishment. But an even stronger need to read the book. Then the perfect place to read it pops into your head, where is that?

1. tara's graveyard
2. in an old abondoned church hanging upside down from the celing
3. somewhere far away from kate and matthew

Question eight.
When you arrive at your destination you see it has been bombed. There is note in the middle of the rubble. It reads: OMG bomb Co. your local bomb experts. You have the desperate need for revenge, as because of the bombing you wont be able to read your book, again! How do you locate the OMG bomb Co. headquaters

1. HEY THATS MY BOMB FACTORY! John what did you do
2. well kate wont be happy go back home to watch ehr beat the crap out of john
3. sees the carnage and has a stong desire to run away real fast while trying to find the idiots who set off that stupid. finds them drunk back at camp laughing their heads off

Question nine.
You walk up the steps of the massive buliding. The security guard stops you and asks what you busniess is. You relay you problem and he directs you to get a blue form from the complaints office. You walk around the buliding a bit but can't seem to find the office. So you go back to the security guard and ask him where to find it. He tells you its on the third floor, you walk up the stairs and sure enough, there is the complaints office. You ask for the blue form, but the clerk says before he can give you a blue form you must go to the form allocations office on the ninth floor. You go up the stairs and ask the clerk at the form allocations office how to get a blue form. She tells you to fill out a green form, you take a green form from the desk and fill it out. Then return to the complaints office, the clerk looks over the green form then shakes his head. He then says that this is the light green form, you need the dark green form. You are getting very aggitated by this point and ask quite snappily where to find a dark green form. The clerk is somewhat shocked but still directs you to the Editing office on the eleventh floor. You ask the clerk there for the dark green form but he says they are out of dark green forms. Yous sigh and ask where can you get them from then. The clerk tells you to go to the printing room on the second floor. so you walk down the stairs....but you fail to notice a stair is completely randomly missing. so you fall down the stairs and black out. You wake up in a seat in front of a rather mean looking man. He shouts at you. WHAT DO YOU WANT!? how do you answer?

1. I want that stupid bloody form so i can complain alright
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3. i want to be alone now be a good boy and go away

Question ten.
The man replies; Well thats just completely stupid! and then he throws you out the window, as you plunge fifty stories to your inevitble death, what are your last words?

1. CURSE YOU GRAVITY
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3. well shi-

Question eleven.
Splat. you are now dead. The end.

Now tag three people!